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   30 October 2009 · 01:08 PM · 45 notes

   “ASSISTANT: Marisa, I have Tacos for you.
   MARISA: Thanks, put them through. Hi Tacos!
   TACOS: Oh hello! I am lettuce and meat. I’m here with tortilla and onion. Cilantro and sour cream are late
   MARISA: That’s okay!
   TACOS: Thanks for agreeing to this conference call. We’re REALLY excited to talk to you.
   MARISA: I’m flattered!
   TACOS: so look, as you know we’ve been following you for a really long time.
   we’re HUGE fans. Salsa showed us some of your stuff and we basically all flipped out over it.
   MARISA: You guys! Stop it! You KNOW I’m a big fan of you too!
   TACOS: Marisa, we’re dying to know, what’s it gonna take for you to eat us?
   MARISA: : Well, I’ve got a lot of stuff going on right now. I just finished up a thing with soup, and I’m about to dive into some juice. So, you know how that is-
   TACOS: Hey, Marisa! It’s hard shell talking now. These guys are telling me you’re having cold feet, and that’s normal! but we’re gonna throw in cheese as a bonus.
   (Pause)
   TACOS: Eh? Cheese?
   CHEESE: Did I hear my name? We’re loving you, Marisa! We want to BE IN THE MARISA BUSINESS!
   MARISA: Alright, now we’re talkin! It’s a deal.
   TACOS: Perfect! Now, normally we do a handshake deal, but why don’t we just nom on it and call it a day?
   MARISA: Fine by me!
   ALL: nomnomnomnomnomnomnom”

   -Marisa Has a Conference Call With Tacos

   
   

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       TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH THIS CONVERSATION.

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